Doof

[King Doufski]

Frost, you're an ass! ;D

Name: Josh " Doofdork" JeNiro
Age: 18 (well...close enough )
Loc.: Shingle Springs, Ca

Clash History:

CoK: Guan Yu, Shu (warrior/strategist/"General of generals"/boob/temp-ruler)- WINNING KINGDOM
CoK2: Guan Yu, Shu (warrior)- WINNING KINGDOM
CoK3: Dailai Dongzhu, Lu Bu's forces (warrior)- WINNING KINGDOM
CoKIV: Wang Fu(f), Shu (then became a spy and " defected" from Shu) (warrior/spy)- WINNING KINGDOM
CoK- NG: King Dousi, Other forces (pending)- WINNING KINGDOM

Oath "Brothers": (I'd like to think)
Jave (of course! )
Frost
Nu
Incle Huang
Steel (....*sniff*...Steel....)
Previous Avatars:

Coming soon!.....(whenever Photobucket stop being a McPotty-pants. )

Update: (scroll down)

MISC./Random Spamdom:

As for the previous Clashes, I think I'll start with my "take" on each of 'em, beginning with the first Clash.

~CoK:Was one of the last ones to join at the "official" sign-ups, so there were a limited amount of characters. Picked Guan Yu 'cause I saw a few people on Shu that I wanted to be with (Jave, Reap, Evil), and he was probably the last "best" character to use in both DW versions.
I didn't care to be an advisor or anything like that, so I just became a warrior, though Jave asked for all of our opinions in Shu, and so I helped out a bit here 'n there (evaluating the "troops" and trying to give any battle advice that I could).
When Jave left for a little while (went to Canada. Steel's great.), he left me "in charge", along with the advisors. Can't say I did a "great" job, but at least we didn't lose any land.
I had the best time at that Clash, hanging out in the Warrior's forum with Uncle Huang, Steel, Merc, Dark, and all those others. MAN- those were good times!

~CoK2: Coming soon! (no one cares )

For myself...I'm a boob, plain and simple. "What is a boob?", you might ask. Well...a boob is someone who, well, uses the word "boob" in sentences. They often have long, drawn out, conversations....with themselves...in multiple topics. Not to be confused with asses, boobs are, infact, great. I kinda just lost my place, and I'm not sure if I knew where I was going with this in the first place but...uuuh...I dunno.

Hey- what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

.........

My ass.

......

Uuuuh...I think he just banged a dog up the a-

Please stand by

But, in the word of the great strategist Wang Fu...

*runZ*



Person I last called "the best": Dad !

[King Doufski]

Clash of Kingdoms- NG stats:

King Dousi

~STATS:
(Overall. From attacks, defenses, and duels)[/b]

-Total KOs: 582
-Total WOs: 9
-Total CT: 17min. 44' 29sec.
-Total Bonus: 1100
-Total Points: 7528[/color]
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~Battles:

-Wins: 1

-Defeats: 1

-Draws: 0


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~Battle History:

-Attack/Defense:
1. vs Splat (loss)
2. vs. Arch (win)

-Duel:
1. vs Zhou Tai (loss/forefit)


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~DUELS

-Roleplay:[/b] 0

-Bet: 1
[/color]
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~MISC.
Currently in the Shu ranks as a mediocre warrior. No speshal tayts other than b-in a ass.

(sometimes goes into Wang Fu mode. )

[King Doufski]

CoKIV Battle History/Stats:

~STATS:
(Overall. From attacks, defenses, and duels)[/b]

-Total KOs: 9873
-Total WOs: 99
-Total CT: 337min. 01sec.
-Total Bonus: 238,180
-Total Points: 129,388[/color]
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~Battles:

-Wins: 2

1. Forgot, defualt
2. Zhang Liao (SOE)
3. Meng Huo (Arch
-Defeats: 2

1. Zhou Tai (Frost). Lost because it was a surprise attack.
2. Meng Huo (Arch). Lost 'cause he got a better score- fair and square.

-Draws: 1

1. Xiahou Dun (CoW). He never turned in score, I turned in score a few hours too late. So, I would've won if I was on time. And, even if he did, I still think I would've won.

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~Battle History:
-Attack/Defense:

1. Yu Ting, DW3, Wu side (Zhou Tai, Frost).
2. Campaign against Liu Bei, DW4, Yuan Shao's forces (Zhang Liao, SOE)
3. Mt. Ding Jun, DW3, Shu side (Meng Hou, Arch)
4. Chi Bi, DW3, Shu side (Xiahou Dun, CoW)
5. YTR, DW3, Han (Meng Huo, Arch)
-Duel:

1. Hu Lao Gate, DW4, Allied forces (Deng Ai x 2)
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~DUELS

-Roleplay:[/b] 0
-Bet:

1. Deng Ai, Won
2. Deng Ai (rematch), lost[/color]
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~MISC.
Oath brother to Nu Wa.
Has secured Foo Yong and Fung Shooey. Has also won, by default, Jiang Xid from Wu. Lost first battle to Zhou Tai because was a surprise attack, but had a higher score. Won second battle against the great SOE. Lost third to Arch, " drawed" against CoW in 4th, and then won again against Arch- right before defecting to the powerful kingdom of Jin. Rumored to be the infamous Doofdork.

[King Doufski]

Photo History- Past, Present, Future, Passing gas....

[SOLIDSNKE]

And you .... called me an ass....

[King Doufski]

Yeah....but, I call me an ass too. I also call you a boob a lot, so it evens out.

Whoever switched that is an :Pss to the fifth power.

[Javelina aka Wu Tugu]

I am glad you brought the pic portfolio along! They are great! But boobs are still the best!

[ShadowOfEden]

Javelina said:

I am glad you brought the pic portfolio along! They are great! But boobs are still the best!

I'm sure he has a lot of boobs pics but he don't want to share them with us!

[King Doufski]

ShadowOfEden said:

I'm sure he has a lot of boobs pics but he don't want to share them with us!

Actually, no, I'd be glad to share some....."attractive women" pics. I'll put 'em at the bottom, 'n call 'em " Doof's Chicks Pics".....

....or something lame like that.

[Conker: Liu Bei]

Heh, great avatars Doof.

Just noticing your sig, feeling like adding something.

There may be no "i" in team,
But there ain't no "we" either.

[deathgrave]

Mr. said:

Person I last called "the best": Death

If i say anything these days or do anything i get PWNED but hell ill risk it....

Yay

[ShadowOfEden]

Adios said:

If i say anything these days or do anything i get PWNED but hell ill risk it....

Yay

He's talking about Death, not death!

[King Doufski]

ShadowOfEden said:

He's talking about Death, not death!

[King Doufski]

You asked for 'em (I think).

I'll start off slow, and just post a few. Then I'll add more later. It's a mixed bag right now, though.

July 13th:
(I love Aria! ;D)

[ShadowOfEden]

I said naked!