Post by Zhang He on Jul 9, 2004 0:30:25 GMT -5
Name: Jonathan Baumann(AKA, Jon, Jono, Zhang He, Ma Chao, etc... etc...etc...[no other aliases 
])
Location: California, soon to be Washington
Previous Clash Records:
CoK1 - Zhang He, Advisor to Wei(Winners at not winning)
CoK2 - Zhang He, Advisor to Wei (ditto)
CoK3 - Ma Chao, Warrior of Shu, but switched to Wei (ditto)
CoK4 - Ma Chao, Advisor of Shu then retired (Shu were kicking Jin's arses, then I left and Shu mysteriously lost )
CoK5 - Zhang He returns! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Miscellaneous:
CoK1: Famous for starting the advisor-warrior board wars(or infamous, or just not known), I had quite the cool, nefarious popularity in the first CoK. My "great" reputation far exceeded my talents in all the CoKs though. I was neither a good advisor nor warrior. I was just, Zhang He the Great!.Umm...before I entered CoK, I never played DW for points at all. I would just go around and kill dem worthy officers. When I first saw a score above 10,000, I was like "OMGWTF They cheated". I tried it myself and I found out I could do it too. I liked it too when I got near 20,000 points my first official battle, but sadly, Steel had bested me. Though, with a score of only around 8000(something crappy), I ended up winning against the dastardly Javee and tricky Bag of Tricks.
CoK2: Once again, I was the notorious Zhang He, the Hero of Chaos, Queller of Shu, Conquerer of Wu and Nanman, Victor of the Clash of Kingdoms...
After accomplishing so much in the last one, I had to live up to my glorious name. But sadly, none of that happened.
I first dueled Max in this one, and I was shocked at how skillful he was. I remember him writing crappy two sentence RPs, and when I saw him make a kickass RP, I cried and curled up in a fetal position(cowered away).
CoK3: Not much that I can remember, except those trickses Other Forcesces.
CoK4: My cable internet died for about a month(DAMN COMCAST), and I figured it was already over. I was going to set up everything in the fun zone, but sadly, that died along with my cable modem.
CoK5: *puts on fake glasses*
After returning from the dead, I use a new 'secret' identity. No one knows who I am, nor remembers my past...
If I had to give myself ratings for various stats, they would be:
Warrior Ability: 4/10
Advisor Ability: 4/10 (When I actually cared about being an advisor, I did a good job. My foresight was excellent, but my advice not heeded in CoK1.)
Ruler Ability:
/10(I really want to try this out)
Aggressiveness: 10/10
Likeableness: 10(or 1)/10
Ability to Piss Everyone off with Arrogant stats:/10
])Location: California, soon to be Washington
Previous Clash Records:
CoK1 - Zhang He, Advisor to Wei(Winners at not winning)
CoK2 - Zhang He, Advisor to Wei (ditto)
CoK3 - Ma Chao, Warrior of Shu, but switched to Wei (ditto)
CoK4 - Ma Chao, Advisor of Shu then retired (Shu were kicking Jin's arses, then I left and Shu mysteriously lost )
CoK5 - Zhang He returns! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Miscellaneous:
CoK1: Famous for starting the advisor-warrior board wars(or infamous, or just not known), I had quite the cool, nefarious popularity in the first CoK. My "great" reputation far exceeded my talents in all the CoKs though. I was neither a good advisor nor warrior. I was just, Zhang He the Great!.Umm...before I entered CoK, I never played DW for points at all. I would just go around and kill dem worthy officers. When I first saw a score above 10,000, I was like "OMGWTF They cheated". I tried it myself and I found out I could do it too. I liked it too when I got near 20,000 points my first official battle, but sadly, Steel had bested me. Though, with a score of only around 8000(something crappy), I ended up winning against the dastardly Javee and tricky Bag of Tricks.
CoK2: Once again, I was the notorious Zhang He, the Hero of Chaos, Queller of Shu, Conquerer of Wu and Nanman, Victor of the Clash of Kingdoms...
After accomplishing so much in the last one, I had to live up to my glorious name. But sadly, none of that happened.
I first dueled Max in this one, and I was shocked at how skillful he was. I remember him writing crappy two sentence RPs, and when I saw him make a kickass RP, I cried and curled up in a fetal position(cowered away).
CoK3: Not much that I can remember, except those trickses Other Forcesces.
CoK4: My cable internet died for about a month(DAMN COMCAST), and I figured it was already over. I was going to set up everything in the fun zone, but sadly, that died along with my cable modem.
CoK5: *puts on fake glasses*
After returning from the dead, I use a new 'secret' identity. No one knows who I am, nor remembers my past...
If I had to give myself ratings for various stats, they would be:
Warrior Ability: 4/10
Advisor Ability: 4/10 (When I actually cared about being an advisor, I did a good job. My foresight was excellent, but my advice not heeded in CoK1.
)Ruler Ability:
/10(I really want to try this out)Aggressiveness: 10/10
Likeableness: 10(or 1)/10
Ability to Piss Everyone off with Arrogant stats:
/10
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