Post by Hammer on Aug 15, 2004 23:01:58 GMT -5
I decided to make one ;D but don't fret, I still am not joining. I would just win it anyways 
History lesson little children, gather round to hear a summarization on how Solid and I came to make the COK... the famous DW3 and DW4 and... XLs... tournement that is about a year old and has already had 5 of them and not one has actually been finished.
>_>
Anyways, a year ago... Sean (some may know as Zhang Liao's Wrath) made a BFC which involved DW. Me and solid were both on Wu... and it was a bit like COK in the way of having a map. There was only battle, and that battle was a joint attack Wu made. Me and Solid went to attack Wei... the defenders were Sliced Onions and his brother Diced onions. They bragged about being good and all. Well me and solid did well, only to see Sliced and diced sucked ass -_-. Anyways, since Sliced was the lowest scorer and I was the highest... I got to give him a gruesome death
. Me and solid were a bit upset that it came to an end quickly... and I came up of the idea of making our own. Then we had to think of a name. I thought of "The Clash of Kingdoms" and its "famous" initials just happened to be COK... which... became a large part of COK's history of perverted jokes. Solid based out the Rules, I made the board... and together we played and ran the first COK... which I and others agree it was the best. Unfortunately... Wei and the Others got their asses kicked by Shu.. which inturn got us screwed in the ass. It came to an end when SOMEONE was complaining that the defenders had all of the advantange. Oh yea... I was Lu Meng. I was actually quite infamous because of my oh so devious plans and schemes. That is also why Javee has had me blocked since the first COK
COK2... I became ruler, no longer running the COK, and was Lu Meng. I gathered most of the old Wu forces and I recruited some new comers also. This one was also pretty fun, but I became... actually very stressed and annoyed when the battle with me and MoP getting the same score we lost, because of being accused of cheating. Ofcourse, we didn't know then that what gave us such big bonuses was Rescues... and we tried every excuse to get out of it because we really didn't know how we got it. Lu Bu was then wiped out and his officers came over to Wu. Shu and Wei made a useless alliance against me and caused some trouble, but I was able to hold well. Finally, once Naved (who I still think is a cheater
) was killed because of having 2 characters, things turned around. Solid finally gave us the 2 lands we lost from wei back, and the 2 lands we should have had. Togee didn't like this... and got all out of shape. Then more disruptions and before Wu made the come back... COK2 was over.
COK 3 I was Zhang Yi... not much happened. Damn upright and his rescues >_<.
COK4... I was on Shu... we did well until Choo Choo became ruler. He was tearing Shu into... uh... pieces. I had no choice but to defect to Jin because of his tyranny. Soon after it ended. And... I was Lu Xun.
History lesson little children, gather round to hear a summarization on how Solid and I came to make the COK... the famous DW3 and DW4 and... XLs... tournement that is about a year old and has already had 5 of them and not one has actually been finished.
>_>
Anyways, a year ago... Sean (some may know as Zhang Liao's Wrath) made a BFC which involved DW. Me and solid were both on Wu... and it was a bit like COK in the way of having a map. There was only battle, and that battle was a joint attack Wu made. Me and Solid went to attack Wei... the defenders were Sliced Onions and his brother Diced onions. They bragged about being good and all. Well me and solid did well, only to see Sliced and diced sucked ass -_-. Anyways, since Sliced was the lowest scorer and I was the highest... I got to give him a gruesome death
. Me and solid were a bit upset that it came to an end quickly... and I came up of the idea of making our own. Then we had to think of a name. I thought of "The Clash of Kingdoms" and its "famous" initials just happened to be COK... which... became a large part of COK's history of perverted jokes. Solid based out the Rules, I made the board... and together we played and ran the first COK... which I and others agree it was the best. Unfortunately... Wei and the Others got their asses kicked by Shu.. which inturn got us screwed in the ass. It came to an end when SOMEONE was complaining that the defenders had all of the advantange. Oh yea... I was Lu Meng. I was actually quite infamous because of my oh so devious plans and schemes. That is also why Javee has had me blocked since the first COK COK2... I became ruler, no longer running the COK, and was Lu Meng. I gathered most of the old Wu forces and I recruited some new comers also. This one was also pretty fun, but I became... actually very stressed and annoyed when the battle with me and MoP getting the same score we lost, because of being accused of cheating. Ofcourse, we didn't know then that what gave us such big bonuses was Rescues... and we tried every excuse to get out of it because we really didn't know how we got it. Lu Bu was then wiped out and his officers came over to Wu. Shu and Wei made a useless alliance against me and caused some trouble, but I was able to hold well. Finally, once Naved (who I still think is a cheater
) was killed because of having 2 characters, things turned around. Solid finally gave us the 2 lands we lost from wei back, and the 2 lands we should have had. Togee didn't like this... and got all out of shape. Then more disruptions and before Wu made the come back... COK2 was over.COK 3 I was Zhang Yi... not much happened. Damn upright and his rescues >_<.
COK4... I was on Shu... we did well until Choo Choo became ruler. He was tearing Shu into... uh... pieces. I had no choice but to defect to Jin because of his tyranny. Soon after it ended. And... I was Lu Xun.
